Raised by wolves in the deepest forests of Inniskeen, Sean quickly learned that his body was the greatest instrument of them all...moves like a cat with the howl of a wolf yet the fragility of an egg. His tight clothes are a primal instinct to keep himself as streamlined as possible in anticipation of the hunt. His band mates have had to adapt quickly as the lone wolf is notoriously difficult to deal with. He’ll fire you as soon as look at you....then turn around and write it all down in a blog. Overtime his band mates have devised a technique known only as the ‘Ignore Sean Rule’ in which they choose not to react to any of his instructions, set lists, rants or blogs and just get on with playing music. So far the approach seems to be effective.

Andy’s parents were a Ukrainian circus family of giants. His parents were forced to leave the circus and settle on the outskirts of Dundalk, when his mother fell pregnant and Irish doctors were unwilling to attempt an abortion on such a huge human being. It was a difficult pregnancy and it soon became clear that Andrew was a ridiculously long and terribly bony child. His mother was constantly prodded and poked by the child’s ludicrously long limbs. Eventually Andrew’s father Chuckling Charlie found that the guitar soothed the unborn Andrew, and played to him every day. As the family were too large to fit inside a normal hospital, a make shift delivery room was set up in the big top for the delivery, after 6 hours of pushing Andrews foot emerged, 2 hours later an arm followed... unable to wait any longer the doctors took the child’s limbs in hand and wretched him free.... 3 days later Chuckling Charlie began to teach his son the guitar.

Born in a litter of twelve, and clearly the runt....Ben had a hard start to life.  Things got worse when he started school, the teachers didn’t like him much. Most refused to teach him as they said his face put them off, and others thought up the best ways they could to torment him. One day Mr. Megregor his music teacher thought it would be hilarious to ask the 2ft 3inch Ben to tackle the largest instrument in the room, the bass. To his amazement the little pigmee was a natural. Ben to this day has never put the bass down, and it is believed that the heavy weight of theinstrument, is part of the reason that he’s never grown another inch.

Often copied never equalled Facundo’s trademark ‘shock of turmoil’ hair cut is the only sure fire sign the he actually exists. Scientists have estimated his age as anywhere between 19 and 312, and his name has been scattered through the history books, some say he discovered electricity, some say he invented the question mark, and there are even stories of his involvement in the Franco-Prussian war.  All we know for sure is that he was born in Sweden.